Ava’s friend: Ava, why do you like God music so much?
Ava: I like it cuz i like the songs and they’re easy to sing.
friend: ya, and i bet you don’t like wearing shoes because Jesus didn’t wear shoes.

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Annalise: (burps)
Me: do you know what to say after you burp?
Annalise: trick or treat

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Ava eating a gumball: I don’t like green..i’d prefer reshreshing pink.

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Ava: I’ll fix it.
Annalise: I’m so proud of you!

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Annalise: Ho! Ho!
Me: are you santa claus?
Lisey: No, I’m Mary Christmas.

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Annalise: I’ll help with the laundry mommy.

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Ava: God probably put Lisey here for sleep. He put me here for school.

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Ava: Mommy, the best thing I ever had is Lisey.

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Annalise: I’m afraid of santa.
Me: why?
Lisey: cuz he says “ho-ho”

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Ava showing her friend her pet rats:

friend: they’re both girls?
Ava: if we had a boy and a girl rat they would mate. then they would have 7 babies each time they mate so that means they would have 100 babies a year!

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Annalise: Mommy, i spilled water on my leg.
me: is it a big deal or a small deal?
Lisey: it’s no deal

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Ava: M-o-o-o-m, Lisey’s trying to control my mind.

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Ava found the shopping list…

apparently it was missing a few things