Ava and Lise throwing balls at each other:

Ava: We’re doing a practice for when she’s a grown-up and she’s in a fight.

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Ava: Mommy, I’m just not the girl I used to be.

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Ava: When I see Jesus, I’m going to curtsy.

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Ava: remember when everyone was sick except me? I was good as a new seed.

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Ava: (talking about Ratsie) that’s just her personality… i mean, ratonality.

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Lise: Mommy, bubble! Oh maaaaan! POP!

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Ava’s jokes:

Q. What did baby jesus say when he was put in the manger?

A. Hay!

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Q. Why did the falcon win a prize?

A. Because he was talonted!

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Lise: (opening the shower door) Mommy, hum (that’s how she says come) here. (I step out) Good girl!

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Me: you have more influence over the girls than you think.
Scott: Oh honey.
Annalise: Oh honey.